WARNING - Politically incorrect joke

[Guest zipperzone]

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME

 

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.

 

Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story.

 

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States.

 

If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

[2hard2tame]

>FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME

>

>For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their

>foreheads.

>

>Most of us have naively thought this was connected with

>marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington,

>D.C. has recently revealed the true story.

>

>When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the

>union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot

>to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station,

>a donut shop or a motel in the United States.

>

>If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering

>telephones giving technical advice.

 

 

 

Looks like all bets are off with me telling Negro Jokes...

And you call ME racist.

[JT Brooklyn]

IMHO.. The only Jokes around here that would "Ruffle The Feather's" of some, would be some Hysterical Joke's about "Old John's" LOL

 

Apparently all other's are Fair Game! ;-)

[2hard2tame]

So, there were these two Negroes working...Oh wait! -facepalm-

 

 

*just a interesting sidenote. When Zipperzone makes a joke, he calls it...Politically incorrect. When I make a joke, Im called a racist.

 

 

sigh.

[AdamSmith]

So a priest and a rabbi are driving together to an interfaith service. To their alarm, a beautiful young man bicycling toward them hits a pothole, swerves off the road, and capsizes. The concerned clerics stop their car and rush to help.

 

Standing over the unconscious young man, the priest blurts out, "Should we screw him?"

 

Replies the rabbi, "Out of what?"

 

:o

[MiamiLooker]

>*just a interesting sidenote. When Zipperzone makes a joke, he

>calls it...Politically incorrect. When I make a joke, Im

>called a racist.

>

 

You were called a racist for posting a joke? Please post a link to the joke.

[+ Cash4Trash]

A survey was recently completed in California, Arizona, Texas and Florida asking whether illegal immigration is a serious problem.

29% of the respondents considered it very serious while 71% of the

people said "creo no es una problema".

[JT Brooklyn]

A.S. Now that's Funny!!! I can just hear Mel Brook's telling that one! ;-)

[Guest zipperzone]

>>*just a interesting sidenote. When Zipperzone makes a

>joke, he

>>calls it...Politically incorrect. When I make a joke, Im

>>called a racist.

>>

>

>You were called a racist for posting a joke? Please post a

>link to the joke.

 

There was no joke - he was called racist because of his comments about blacks - he no like 'em.

 

HE is the only "joke"

[2hard2tame]

>>>*just a interesting sidenote. When Zipperzone makes

>a

>>joke, he

>>>calls it...Politically incorrect. When I make a joke,

>Im

>>>called a racist.

>>>

>>

>>You were called a racist for posting a joke? Please post

>a

>>link to the joke.

>

>There was no joke - he was called racist because of his

>comments about blacks - he no like 'em.

>

>HE is the only "joke"

 

 

hey, at least your penis and I have something in common now:)

[Guest jstlooknthx]

Negro? Who says negro nowadays? Are you sitting on your plantation porch sipping a mint julip?

[2hard2tame]

>Negro? Who says negro nowadays? Are you sitting on your

>plantation porch sipping a mint julip?

 

 

sounds tantalizing:)