Simplified Urinalysis For Seniors

[+ LIguy]

Avoid crowds, lab tests and costly co-pays.

Simply go outside and pee in the front yard.

 

If ants gather: you have DIABETES.

 

If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE problems

 

If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL is too high

 

If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS

 

If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: you

may have ALZHEIMER'S