Who would you pay big $ for?

[Guest EuropTravl]

>Brent Everett doesn't count! The intent of this thread was to

>get everyone's ideas on celebrity fantasies. We often hear

>about the escorts and porn stars they want.

 

Well if those are the rules, my choice would be Paris Hilton's Swedish Pizza Boy:

http://s153.photobucket.com/albums/s218/celebitchy/octobera/parisboyfriendheader.jpg

He hasn't done porn or escorted that I know of. Since he's known as "Swedish Pizza Boy" I'm not sure how much of a celebrity he is either. I do know he'd have to be fully dipped in rubbing alcohol for about a day ahead, though, because of the previous tenant.

[twinkboylover28]

Canadian Figure Skater Jeffrey Buttle

 

 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/40279027@N00/98162231

 

[Jlelland]

Anderson Cooper

[Guest zipperzone]

>I doubt Mario Lopez would sleep with anyone for money. He can

>get anyone he wants for free.

 

He probably can (anyone except Tom Cruise, that is) but it's not about who he wants to sleep with, it's about the money.

 

And don't forget that he would not have to declare it (or give his agent 15%) so it would be tax free.

[Guest zipperzone]

>More to be added as my feeble memory springs into action

 

Can I add Bobby Cannavale to my list?

 

And Eric McCormack (if he's keep his mouth shut)

[ariadne1880]

There is almost no likelihood that Eric McCormack will keep his mouth shut. He's such a blowhard (no pun intended). He'd also need to put on 25 lbs so he could lose that teenage girl physique of his.

 

Mark

[Lankypeters]

Josh Hartnett

 

Matt Damon (in his "Mr. Ripley" period; not now)

 

Brad Pitt (if he promised to shower first)

 

The young Tom Cruise (if he didn't try to convert me to Scientolody -- this is about fantasy after all)

 

Dennis Quaid

[MiamiLooker]

Clay Aiken......maybe Richard Simmons

 

ML

[ariadne1880]

At least with Anderson Cooper you picked someone gay ... but he's a little twinky for me.

 

Why would Mario Lopez want Tom Cruise? He has such an odd body.

 

Mark

[Guest icon513]

Anderson Cooper, twinky? A forty year-old with gray hair?

[Okliehomo]

Exactly. On the money.

 

Those guys for me, too. Especially Christopher Meloni and Harry Connick, Jr. and Mario Lopez.

 

Oh, add one. Scott Baldwin, pornstar from the 90's...and all the other porn stars that I mentioned in my other post.

 

Okie

[Guest DickHo]

Colin Farrell (we know how b-i-g it is)

 

Jason Lewis from Sex and the City

 

Brad Pitt (if he promises NOT to bathe, love them stinky!)

[Guest zipperzone]

>Jason Lewis from Sex and the City

 

Great addition. There was a scene in S & t C, where he was acting in a nude scene in a play. You got a great view of his butt as he stood to take his bow - then - as he turned to the left and walked off stage, there was this great shot of his very long cock in profile.

 

I think he was hotter in that series than he was in Brother's & Sisters. I hope age is not doing a number on him.

 

Love him doing the Absolute Vodka commercials.

[Guest zipperzone]

>More to be added as my feeble memory springs into action

 

Oh my God - how could I have forgotten this one - currently my "all-time favorite" until another one comes along.

 

JOSH DUHAMEL

 

I watch the stupid show Las Vegas, just to drool over him.

[Guest zipperzone]

>>More to be added as my feeble memory springs into action

 

God I'm such a slut - if they all said "Yes" at 5,000 a pop, I'd have to sell the house.

 

Adding to the wish list........

 

Nick Lachey - he was in such good shape when married to JS

 

And I'm surprised no one has mentioned David Beckham (or have they?). The underwear shots of him in Vanity Fair have been airbrushed to death but it makes him look even hotter.

[Lankypeters]

MATTHEW McCONNAUGHEY:9

[+ Oliver]

Daniel Craig :9 (the new James Bond). Come to think of it - Sean Connery, when he was Bond.

[+ Tom Isern]

>Bill Clinton?

>

>With that tiny dick?

>

>pardon me while I vomit.

>

>Mark

 

 

Mark--Do you have to be such an ass? Who are you to trash someone's taste in such a vulgar manner?

[Lankypeters]

Another thread prompts ---- JAKE GYLLENHAL.

 

Top of the list, no doubt. Scrap the others. I could eat every fucking inch.

[gp0560]

Jason Beghe. Not now, probably, but in his day, he was H-O-T. Unfortunately, another sciento-logist. If he kept his mouth shut, no, let me rephrase that, if he kept silent, . . .

[Okliehomo]

I am adding a few more....

 

Colin Farrell in "Tigerland"

 

Daniel Craig in anything...but especially, "Infamous"

 

and please don't all go crazy, but..

 

Eric Roberts in "It's My Party"...

 

And..... Bill Clinton, just to hear him talk.

 

Okie

[Guest Tristan]

When you mentioned a figure skater, I remembered one from the same group at the last olympics - the French figure skater Brian Joubert. I think he's really hot and worth considering. Check out his pics:

 

http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/athletes/BrianJoubert/index.shtml

[+ honcho]

The comment about charm being brutal reminded me of "Steve Kelso", who was such a compelling presence that he even left one of the founders of Titan Media (Robert Kirsch, who had been in some falcon films himself) utterly tongue tied and shy.

 

Robert subsequently moved on to heaven about 7 years ago, so I hope this naming of names doesn't get the comment censored (he was also a musician friend of mine).

[Happy]

Not nationally famous, but the big Brazilian Ray...Ray...Ray of Gaiety fame.