MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS

[jackhammer91406]

You might not know about these laws from Murphy:

 

 

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some

people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

 

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending

machine.

 

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who

don't.

 

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented

fool.

 

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance

of getting something right, there's a 90% probability

you'll get it wrong.

 

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to

end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass

them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

 

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

 

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the

things left by those who got there first.

 

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day

drinking beer.

 

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

 

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in

a dark room.

 

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine

for doing well.

 

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself

in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to

get out of jury duty.

[+ ArVaGuy]

"Murphy was an optimist."

 

:-) :-) :-)