sex slang... what's your favourite?

[gregkidman]

In the deli forum, there was a topic on getting a verbal top. Well, I need a little help on two things: slang for anal sex and talking dirty.

 

What is your favourite euphemism for anal sex? What is your favourite thing to say when you're actually doing it?

 

To start off with the slang part:

-Nailing it

-impale you/me with my/your joystick

 

To start off with talking dirty:

'I am gonna keep drilling you until you see stars!'

'fuck me until I cream!'

 

I know my sayings are lame, hence I am asking for better ones.