Strapless thongs, anyone?

[+ friendofsheila]

Anybody remember those "strapless thong" swimsuits*, where there was a front panel, a little butt-floss-looking part in the back, and no straps on the side? ) I bought one once and was going to try it on when the silly thing snapped as I was trying to put it on. (There was a frame inside - plastic, I guess.) I got my money back.

 

I have to wonder if I really would have worn it, since it was cut for someone

a) with a bigger frame than I do (the front panel was pretty big),

b) with a bigger penis (I'm average, and maybe the panel was meant to contain someone way-huge-er than me), or

c) someone who wanted other prople to THINK he has a bigger penis (I was more interested in people looking at my butt since it's more appealing than my penis).

 

Anybody else have personal experience of them?

 

*Although I wonder if you could actually swim in them.