DEMI MOORE

[Lankypeters]

Demi Moore opens this weekend in yet another bomb ("MR. Brooks"). Stephen Holden in the NY TIMES says she gives "the most wooden perfomance of her career." That's going some distance. Any other actor with a string of flops as long as hers would have been passed over years ago. She must give great head.

 

Though I doube she gives Aston any. My sources tell me he, too, is a prick to work with. She's known on set as a "prunt."

 

There's a rumor that she bought the rights to "All About Eve" in hopes of a re-make. As.....? Thelma Ritter?

 

 

Lankypeters

[Guest EuropTravl]

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This prick a prick? Say it isn't so. Seriously, I defy anyone to watch more than 30 seconds of "punk'd" and find me someone more obnoxious.

(The gossip blogs seem to be having a ball pointing out all the girl offspring look like Bruce Willis in drag with Demi hair. It's mean, but they do!)

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