Betty White Cracks Me Up

[EXPAT]

I was watching an old re-run of "The Practice" where Alan Shore was introduced (before Boston Legal) and Betty White's character was introduced (Katherine Piper).

 

She was brought in to be interviewed in their office and they asked one of the legal interns (who was younger and blonde to interview her). And Katherine (Betty White) said, "Being interviewed by her, Alan is not possible.". Alan said, "why not?". Katherine said to the blonde, "no offense dear and I'm sure you are just darling, but your mouth looks like a drive through window for oral sex. I'm a Christian, Alan, get me someone else.".

 

I just died laughing.

 

Earlier in the show she was visiting the town matriarch, Victoria, to get a bribe for not testifying against her son. Alan Shore walked into the house shocked to see her there and Alan asked what she was doing there. Katherine responded, "Why I'm sucking on one of Victoria's wrinkled old nipples, Alan, what do you think?"

 

I just died laughing.

[Rod Hagen]

The show has one of the best ensemble casts. Ever.

[Guest zipperzone]

>The show has one of the best ensemble casts. Ever.

>

>

Unfortunately the word is "had", not "has".

[Rod Hagen]

>Unfortunately the word is "had", not "has".

 

Unfortunately, I meant to say Boston Legal. Not The Practice.

[Guest zipperzone]

>>Unfortunately the word is "had", not "has".

>

>Unfortunately, I meant to say Boston Legal. Not The

>Practice.

 

OK

[Paul Revere]

Betty was always wickedly brilliant whe she was Sue Ann Nivens on the old Marty Tyler Moore show. I oved her in that role.

[+ Hoover42]

Betty White was the best thing about the otherwise terrible movie "Lake Placid".

 

...Hoover