A short joke for 9/12/18

[bnm73]

I remember what my great grandfather said just before he kicked the bucket.

 

He said, "Look how far I can kick this bucket."

 

--30--

[+ Avalon]

LOL

[Guest]

Daughter: What does gays mean?

 

Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way

 

Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'?

 

Me: Er... read me the whole sentence

 

Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"

 

Me: Oh