Gorilla Sex

[+ ArVaGuy]

A small zoo in West Virginia had a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle...

 

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla

was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla

available.

 

Thinking about their problem, the zookeeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton,

a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.

 

Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample the

ability to satisfy a female of any species. The zookeeper thought they might have a solution.

 

Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

 

The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions...

 

"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The

zookeeper quickly agreed to this condition.

 

"Second", he said, "You can never tell no one about this." The keeper

again readily agreed to this condition.

 

"Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

 

And last of all, Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me another week to

come up with the $500.00."

[flopsy]

Hilarious!

Thanks for the laugh.

[Guest skrubber]

ROFLOL

[VaHawk]

Lets see, okay??? You can post all the racist, anti-white, rednecked crappola jokes that you wish to post, with NO censorship whatsoever on any internet site, including this one!!! But using the word #######, results in your posting being edited/deleted on all those sites!

 

Anyone else TIRED of the double standards??? N#G#E#, even if used to refute racist posts results in all ######??? But do we see any # when others call people H#N#K#Y#????, or make TIRED ASSED cliched "jokes" about Southerners and West Virginians??? Of COURSE WE DON'T!!! :-( , as that IS not the COOL attitude/pose, right??

[Flower]

Hawke--You're right on--that joke would have been ok through the first 3 conditions Bobby Lee laid down, but when they went and had him say "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.00" that was way outta line and probably did distort the true mental capacity of Va Rednecks--we ony have to look to you to you and what a truly great thinker you are to recognize how totally off base that joke was.

 

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