new hymn for pride...

[+ Tom Isern]

tune: Stand up, stand up for JEEEEEEEzus [pitch, please?]

 

1.

 

All hail! the mighty closet!

It's not just for your clothes;

It's for perverted "life-style"

Which we all know you "chose."

It's for your friends and lovers,

And all that you hold dear;

'Cause Reverend Donald Wildmon

Says you're a dirty queer.

 

2.

 

Oh! Focus on the Family

Wants all those doors nailed shut

And covered over neatly ...

See? Dobson's a wing-nut!

"Block them with bricks and mortar!

No slots for food or air!"

The charity of "kkkristians"

Is more than I can bear.

 

3.

 

Fred Phelps has joined the chorus:

"The Bible says to hate

Jews, Cat'lics, blacks, and faggots

Turn them into fish-bait!

God hates American soldiers;

God hates the U.S.A.

God hates!" (what can I say?)

His mama must have dropped him

Head-first on his birthday!

 

4.

 

The KKK is marching;

Dominionists, 'tis true!

"A good fag is a dead one!

There's but one thing to do:

Exterminate the perverts,

And ban diversity;

They want our sons and daughters!

They want both you and me!"

 

5.

 

Oh! Bubba Butt-Crack's trembling,

The thought of sodomy

His sphincter sets a-squealing;

Locked up without a key!

But here's the point, dear Bubba:

Your ass is safe from me!

I wouldn't boink your bottom

For a substantial fee!

 

6.

 

Dear brothers and dear sisters,

Come celebrate with me

The pride begun at Stonewall

For the whole world to see.

Give thanks for dykes and drag queens,

For trannies, bikers, fems!

The Rainbow Coalition

Which hate shall never dim!

 

 

(text attr. St. Priaposius, Martyr Not A Virgin, c. A.D. 1970. Details

of his martyrdom are sketchy, and the Second Nocturn of his Office is

[understandable] vague ... we know little beyond the place, reputed to

be the Common Room of the Order of the Brothers of the Sling, San

Francisco)

[Guest PWIT]

maybe better suited for the Politics, Religion and War Issues forum?

[Guest zipperzone]

>maybe better suited for the Politics, Religion and War Issues

>forum?

 

No! I don't think it belongs there at all.

 

Christ! your knickers must be so tight they have cut off the blood flow to your brain.

[Guest PWIT]

>Christ! your knickers must be so tight they have cut off the

>blood flow to your brain.

 

boxers here, but thanks for your concern.

[Guest zipperzone]

>

>>Christ! your knickers must be so tight they have cut off the

>>blood flow to your brain.

>

>boxers here, but thanks for your concern.

 

Knickers is a generic term for underwear in general, not a specific type, so boxers qualify. And as boxers can be tight enough to strangle, my comment holds.

 

As for the concern part - I'm always concerned for my fellow man - I'm a real saint.