Long Island

[biggerbilly]

Another exceptionally frustrating Saturday of trying to hire. I’m pretty much done with Long Island. I don’t know what’s in the water here, but every masseur and escort so far has been a flake.

 

This guy:

 

https://www.mintboys.com/male-escorts/long-island/5a8cc8002b0bd708bbb272cc

 

The conversation went like this: “Hi. Saw your ad and wondering whether you were available today.” His response in three texts in rapid succession, “Yes I am,” “When and where,” and “what are you into.” I said when and where depends if you do incalls or only outcalls.

 

That was it. Crickets. No response.

 

Then this guy:

 

https://www.mintboys.com/male-escorts/long-island/5b1e7f589b69743a6100482e

 

After a back and forth where he kept referring to us going to dinner and shopping (which I took as a euphemism for rates), continuing the euphemism I said I’m bad at gift giving so I usually give gift cards or cash. He asked for $1,000. Yeah, not a typo. I told him that’s way too much. He went down to $500. I told him to look at rates from other ads and ended the conversation.

 

This one:

 

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/34976/

 

In spite of his ad touting a zen-like atmosphere in his studio, he does only outcalls and doesn’t even have a table.

 

 

These didn’t even give a response to my text:

 

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/9312/

 

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/35909/

 

 

This guy advertises as being on Fire Island. For those not familiar with Long Island, that would require a ferry ride if he’s there.

 

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/30129/

 

Asked him if he was available on the “mainland” and he replied “mainland? As in Manhattan?” I explained the main part of Long Island, only to not get another response. Not a “no, sorry,” or anything.

 

 

I mean it’s unbelievable. If any city escorts make their way out to the Island, they’ll make a bundle because the pickings are slim and obviously the “competition” isn’t interested in working.

 

Thanks for letting me rant, guys.

The first guy has been online for YEARS, with the same exact pic. I have a feeling that he looks nothing like that now, and you dodged a bullet.