whipped guy

Of course there's nothing like a pupblic flogging to get your juices flowing!
 

Next thing you know you will be doing this!!!
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/2155d49879e0b21dedfdfd5ea1881646/tumblr_niofta6JMa1s8qix7o1_1280.jpg

Butt and back flogging....
 

A quickie...
 
Well the way I heard that basic joke it involved a catholic priest newly assigned to a parish. He decided to take a walk into town without his collar and was confronted by a woman who asked if he wanted a "quickie only 25 bucks" . Not knowing what it meant he ignored her. Then another woman asked him the same question. Then another!!!! Totally confused he thought to himself, "Hmmm... This must be woman stuff. I'll ask Mother Superior." He rings the convent doorbell and Mother superior comes to the front door. "Mother Superior, what's a quickie?" Her response, "25 bucks. Same price as in town!"
 
Yes, totally tasteless... and the $25 banana price point dates how long it has been since I heard that joke!!!

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says, "I've never come this way before."
 
The second nun replies, "Must be the cobble stones!"

Nuns always travel in pairs. One night two sisters get lost and end up in a bad area of town. Two guys confront them and begin to rape them.
 
The first nun looks up to God and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they're doing."
 
The second nun looks up and exclaims, "This one does!"
 
(Gotta cool it now, I'm unleashing all my pent up frustrations from 8 years of parochial school! )

I guess this is how one starts getting the other guy naked...
 
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZYLB8PwlWtc/VDa_iB8k5kI/AAAAAAACp1g/WPtG5IVPqQ4/s1600/tumblr_nc65apMkm81rk54eco1_500.gif
 
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QuZ8joEU3Lo/U1_J3yJTXvI/AAAAAAACD4I/bhEIB8bMMLU/s1600/tumblr_my80obnEpI1r4l2lho1_500.gif
 
For the record I prefer when both participants are naked... and stark naked to boot!
But then again I'm a bit weird and no fun...

Thanks @azdr0710! Now the scene is beginning to make sense to me... given that one of the guys is in uniform. It's a variation on the classic cop/prisoner interrogation scene...
 
Now this would really work for me...
 
http://ruffsstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/CT-AoP2XAAAs2vr.jpg
 
Or even the officer I'll do anything just don't give me a ticket scenario...
 
http://nuderdudeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/NextDoorWorld-naked-muscle-dudes-Harley-Hardman-cop-Arad-huge-thick-dick-army-uniform-missionary-position-wanks-cum-load-male-orgasm-07-gay-porn-star-sex-video-gallery-photo.jpg
 
Now all I need to do is to find an escort who has a cop uniform... Hmmmmmm.........

My contribution: I like a guy with a certain fullness in his lower pecs. Having the full nips centrally located helps as well. Now I need the rip his shirt off!
 

 
Plus, I could easily work with this guy as well!
 
http://img08.deviantart.net/ab53/i/2015/326/5/d/soft_lips__huge_pecs__and_good_ass_by_resonancegym-d9hm4t5.jpg
 
Not to mention a cowboy!
 
http://data.whicdn.com/images/372361/large.jpg
 
And if at the beach...
 

This guy wants more than a wedgie butt...
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/451938e58772661c4ae08292e11c4fcb/tumblr_ntkwryOxlb1utn2h7o1_500.jpg

Another potential wedgie butt...
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d207f6b0c53a0b37fc0f4dce2919afec/tumblr_ocqqneUWsC1vuhs39o1_1280.jpg

Ready for a wedgie butt...
 
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4KHjPQ6FDt8/UkzFt22E97I/AAAAAAAAvJE/umChWhbJvrs/s1600/2013+10-02+Sandro+Hofer+2wks+02.jpg

Another reverse flip butt selfie...
(This guy gets extra points for having a better background...)
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/43cbe2037b53cbd550295fc27a0b3ab6/tumblr_o5wtc0eNbD1rsjrq4o1_400.jpg

Reverse flip butt selfie...
(The plants are a nice touch, but I could do without the toilet.)
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/06e4cc761fb3cd1216695e9a21bd7de5/tumblr_of4hgjwZCS1sioqleo1_1280.jpg

The well built bod and butt of one's dreams looks as though he has the built in fridge of one's dreams...
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9b45617d80b003b3b97633bb3bafebf2/tumblr_oj8o1yuqiu1uwtwmmo1_540.jpg

Willing to do it right then and there butt...
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/c77f37e6d324ef8d67bb4c7c08a475a1/tumblr_obbnu4ufhT1vy8sy1o1_1280.jpg

Potentia stairway to heaven butt...
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/961dd92f0697983023cc35e00647afbb/tumblr_obd3fiQlQO1vy8sy1o1_1280.jpg

Hopefully you are this filthy, as both sets of pontoons need to be inflated...
 
http://nakedmensexpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/GayHoopla-Jeff-Niels-is-skinny-dipping-in-swimming-pool-water-jets-playing-soft-dick-get-hard-Cole-Money-Max-Summerfield-001-tube-download-torrent-gallery-sexpics-photo.jpg

Yes, it's hard to keep a good man down under when he has a nice set of pontoons for a butt...
 
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lm_QVnzOY4U/T4gBkxCl3bI/AAAAAAAAER8/rtgN8J5yh3w/w1200-h630-p-nu/tumblr_lwj9qvEkEf1r6ujor.png
 
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uKUCF55uyF0/VeCnjWafR1I/AAAAAAAC4kQ/mBKqyhCstm4/s1600/a.jpg

Flying butt!!!
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/bd981afe1b58d1068783efee156a2d19/tumblr_obd5cfkM9k1vy8sy1o1_1280.jpg

In profile butt...
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/083e285c2c296e2bdb8ea5e199ec4b2d/tumblr_obd6un0ruK1vy8sy1o1_1280.jpg

Rock formation butt...
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/525795e0f3ae833ce155fedba3a47674/tumblr_obd3iwywUY1vy8sy1o1_1280.jpg

Definitely a perfect butt...
 
http://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1h2ut1qg11r24rdqo1_400.jpg

Buldge and butt...
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/7827dd82136c79f94cdc900e9bbe6737/tumblr_nuc72s9c2i1u823mso1_500.jpg

Looking ready butt...
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1aleu8TqQ1r9piyzo1_500.jpg