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And now with Obama Care they can't be turn down because of having a preexisting (in 99% of cases self inflicted) condition...

Any DATA to support your claim that 99% of pre-existing conditions that would disqualify people from insurance are 'self inflicted'?

If I do this right, there should be a video screen. This was sent to me by my friend in O.H.I.O (ohno) It takes a few minutes to view, but it is pretty funny. I also reminds of the days when elected officials from both sides of the aisle could socialize after work and have a few laughs. Hope you enjoy this trip in the WayBack machine.....[/color][/size][/font]

That had me laughing out loud!

Thanks!

in this case, what does BBC mean in your subject line?....thanks

When I've seen it in ads, it usually meant 'Big Black Cock - and that certainly looks appropriate for this guy.

Thanks a lot for saying it! You dared to open your mouth, and now I'll open mine...

 

I know a guy who was a runaway kid, he sais Jason approached him offering him a ride, took his ID and pushed him into escorting to pay for gasoline, another twink told me he woke up one day with him fucking him raw... If they guys had been women, we would be talking about pimping or slavery.

 

Besides he's in his 40's. My worst experience, I saw him in Birmingham, he usually goes to cities where there are not many escorts and plenty of guys in the closet.

 

Don't deal with him, he's a famous scammer, an "a la carte" escort, everything costs a little more from the basic rate and if you don't cum fast, he'll keep telling you to do it.

Being in one's 40's is as bad as exploitation & unsafe sex?

Allow me to elucidate my point about McDonald's adding sugar to their buns. I'm not speaking of the naturally occurring sugars in the grains used to make the bread through the reaction of the yeast with those grain sugars. I am saying that PAST THAT NATURALLY OCCURRING SUGAR, McDonalds adds raw sugar (maybe they've switched to high fructose corn syrup) to increase the addiction kids have to MickeyD's food. They are doping their buns with sugar for a chemically enhanced flavor profile that pleases their customers. HTH

My loaf of Pepperidge Farm Hearty White has high fructose corn syrup added. It's almost ubiquitous.

Yea, that was the point I was making, but thanks.

And my original point as well.

You can't go by phone numbers any more since the advent of cell phones. People keep numbers they had when they lived in very different places.

True - but Trey was FROM NC, so an NC number makes sense.

http://www.men4rentnow.com/ds/index.asp?cmd=view&id=286819&Login=JaydonJackson

 

Perhaps he's decided to use J as his new alias alliteration..... I'm tempted to try out the new barbie ken

Well, those are his pictures, although most of them date from years ago, and it looks to me like the face has been slightly blurred in many of them?

And that's an NC phone number, fwiw.

...After today I will be taking 6 weeks off for a vacation. See you all back in June.

 

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Enjoy your vacation - you will be missed!

I have bottomed a grand total of 5 times - all in the first several years of being sexually active. I never enjoyed it, and on the last occasion, I sustained a small injury - and I took that as a sign! Since then, I have only topped. I do like to be aggressive/dominant, but I also like to be affectionate (especially 'after').

How interesting, this discussion was revived. This Raphael surface again?

The 'reviver' provided a link to the latest ad: http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=170969

I think this is the best thread on the board! There's no better therapy than a good old belly laugh!

I'll second that!

I've been looking at his ad for 2 years--and I can tell which are the old pictures and which are the new. The ear studs pictures are some of the newer ones.

 

Rex

Thanks, Rex.

I found a new guy on backpage who was fun, and Paul is returning for the holidays, so I may not feel like taking a gamble with Derek.

Nice to see a review today, although it's a bit light on details.

The reviewer seems to have had better communications than I did, so I'll try again closer to his arrival in my area.

The comment about large earrings did give me pause, since I prefer a more preppy or mainstream look.

I've always thought his ad sounded a little strange--plus--IMO--he looks handsome in some of his pictures but his more current pictures don't look that great.

 

 

Rex

The ad is a bit...philosophical? I sent him a message & asked a couple of questions about compatibility, but he only answered one of the questions. I'll probably try again next week, or once he arrives in town.

btw - how can you tell which pictures are the more recent ones?

Bump

Lots of good ones here. My favorite (at the moment) is

19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

(I love to cuddle! )

Has anyone met DerekG? http://rentmen.com/DerekG

I saw him 5-6 years ago. He was much more interested in trying to get me to rim him (which I didn't want to do) than giving me head (which I had made clear was my main objective). He also wouldn't cum for me because he said he was doing a web show the next day.

Good one!

A local chocolatier makes chocolate-covered bacon, but I haven't tried it.

I just read a review of him on men4rentnow..there was only one..for me it would have to be a pass. He says that he is bi-sexual, he is not into anal really, and will only top. And the reviewer says under 'anal'..receives. Which means that he won't reciprocate.

Seems pretty limited to me. I am guessing that the kid is really not into gay sex. Just my opinion.

BVB, not that that it makes much difference, but I see 2 reviews for him: http://www.cruisingforescorts.com/index.php?file=l&search_type=source_id&source_id=266262

One of them says 'oral: both'.

Sill, I don't think I would pursue him.

I recently read reviews on him and they were all very good. Go for it!

Can you give a link or tell us where those reviews are?

Update: Sorry, I overlooked the fact that he has 2 written reviws at M4RN/CFE - I assume those are the ones you're referring to.

Hitting the pause button…..

 

It was 20 months ago to the day that I started this thread. As I indicated in the first post, I was looking for a way to bring a little humor into my life and brighten up what was a dark and not very optimistic present and future.

 

At the time, I thought that the thread would disappear very quickly as most threads do.

 

Well, here we are, and here I still am. The present and the future look much different than they did those many dark months ago. Through all the down turns, set-backs, surgeries, treatments and struggles, this thread and my friendships from this board have been two of the constant positives in my life.

 

I am leaving next week for a month’s vacation and I am going to take that month off from posting on this weekly thread. Feel free to add something in my place. I hope you have enjoyed the stories, videos and cartoons as much as I have enjoyed posting them.

Here is this week’s offering……

 

When I was 5 years old my family got me up in front of the church social one Wednesday night and I performed this routine from memory. Once I got my first laugh I relaxed and the rest of the laughs got me hooked for life. At the end of the evening, folks asked me what I was going to be when I grew up and I proudly replied “I am going to be an actor”

My Grandmother (a mainstay of that church) announced to all that I was going to be a preacher. Oddly enough, we both turned out to be right.

Years later when I was working with him on an arc of several episodes of his hit series MATLOCK, I told Andy Griffith this story. He was very kind and laughed quietly. “Ray” he said, “If I had a 10% agent’s commission from everyone who had used that material to get started, I wouldn’t have to be doing this show”.

Point is, you can’t underestimate how much of an impact this piece of material had. It was tremendously popular and virtually started Andy’s career.

 

So here, in honor of the NFL draft this week, Andy Griffith performs one of his first standup routines…WHAT IT WAS, WAS FOOTBALL.

Enjoy.

 

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Jackhammer,

Thanks for keeping this thread alive (and thanks to everyone who has contributed). I hope things are looking brighter than they did originally.

And thanks for this clip - although, as a North Carolinian (for almost 40 years), it's hard to imagine anyone BUT Andy Griffith doing it!

Courtesy of my friend in the desert who returns soon to the desolate wastes of O.H. Oh. No.

 

With apologies to Eliza, Lerner & Lowe and what the hell George Bernard Shaw...Here is this weeks entry.

 

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,

subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

 

Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

 

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

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Thanks for the weekly chuckles, Jackhammer!

My favorites are sarchasm, ignoranus & pokemon.