MysticMenace

welcome to the forum, @Talented, and great topic! don't necessarily have a fave, but I found some of these jokes I thought were funny... Question: Why can't gays driver faster than 68 mph? Answer: Because at 69, they blow a rod. Question: What did one gay sperm say to another? Answer: How do we find an egg in all of this shit? Question: How do you fit three gay men on one barstool? Answer: Turn it upside-down! Question: What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? Answer: The fridge does not fart when you pull the meat out! Question: How much semen does a gay guy have? Answer: A butt load Question: What does a gay horse eat? Answer: HAAAYYYYYYY!

welcome back, @samhexum!

https://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/673022/pavel-novotny--julian-danny/

I wanna find these videos Davey Wavey showed these guys...

anybody met up with him recently? my friend tried to hire him this week and he's confused coz apparently he doesn't fuck or rim, but the profile says he's a top and into both anal and rimming. did something happen?

I actually had a friend join me in the massage, so total overall with tip was about $1100.

So had a body scrub and a massage at The Four Seasons in DC yesterday. Had a hot masseur (though he and I had to have our masks on the entire time), and he was very clothed the entire time - like he even had close-toed shoes! Lol. Nothing happened, unfortunately. Great massage and body scrub, but for the price, I could have done 3 separate sensual/erotic massages.

https://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/672595/9-hunks-orgy/

https://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/672955/jak/

coz knowledge is power!

she's one of the main music stars in the Philippines, alongside Regine Velasquez and Sarah Geronimo...

She actually won both Tony and Olivier awards for Miss Saigon. #icon

it's probably not just enthusiasm that drives the numbers...there is probably also capacity - both in disposable income and time.

This was a real side hustle?! OMG! How does one get this gig?

is the "pregnancy massage" code for erotic massage in thumbtack? lol, coz I'd want that - and the masseur to sure hell try to get me pregnant. for a second there I thought the guy in the picture of Best Massage Baltimore would be the guy giving the massage...but the instagram link showed me somebody different. oh well. I typically just go to thumbtack to get stuff assembled or things thrown out, but if I want happy beginnings, middles or endings in my massages, probably won't be the first place I'd go to.

there's a gay summer camp?! EDIT: then just realized it was just discussed. that's awesome. I go for spa mani and pedi every other month, and my friend decided to get his toenails painted teal...not my thing, but if you're bored, why not? doesn't really bother me unless I am asked to suck it.

well, it wasn't for a long while this year - I think depression got me for a few months, but am happy my libido is back and actively hiring again.

25 miles or 1 hour (with DC traffic)

there are some I have not added yet, but after being cancelled on last night...yes! and it was a fun, very wet, dream.

https://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/478182/lovegay2/

happy birthday, @Xavitv!

in my dream world - they are all very versatile and insatiably horny - and can go all day everyday... i will post the other guys in the next post - since I need to find pics of them without an erect member...lol