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This is the funniest thread ever. So I will chime in because I still laugh about it, but still my worst. So I hire a traveling masseur who was "Highly Recommended Here" as a "don't miss if he comes to your town", "I would repeat" blah blah blah. Talks about a table, about professionalism and more... So I find myself in the same city and feel it is a no brainer. I text, he replies and then says he is tired. Got it. So we try the next night because no one wants a tired therapist - right? I arrive early and he texted to come up to his room. He is asking me a lot of strange questions and all the while I am looking for the massage table. So I ask and he says the room was too small and he will use the bed. (some would call that the first red flag - but some many Helens agree how great he is...) So I get on the bed and he begins. To set the mood, the bed is a rather plush one and being a little guy anywhere he would kneel I would roll towards him... cause he was Much Bigger than me. So think like a waterbed from the 70's situation. As if that is not bad enough, the conversation was very baffling and not sure where he is going with any of it.. yet he is missing many good opportunities to spot the tension spot or growing tensions from his conversations about political crap. I thought maybe he had a lisp or an accent of some kind.... but then I started to feel it was that he had been drinking and simply slurring his words. 10 - 15 minutes later, he proceeds to reposition himself and gets in a position that confused me for the following reason: 1) how is he supposed to massage me while sort of spooning me 2) I had read the reviews and although everyone says they were happy... it was mostly how good at massage he was... and that was all that I texted looking for.... so why am I being spooned. Then... He fell asleep... well at first I thought he was escalating the massage into more than I wanted and I was about to say something as his weight was getting a bit much.... then I realized that he was snoring! It was unbelievable. One part of me wanted to sneak out and act like it didn't happen. Here I was thinking I was about to be "Me Too'ed" and instead I became some kind of body pillow for his comfort .... and worse I think he was drooling on my shoulder. Okay, I guess if it was a date it would have been really worse.... but all I wanted was a damn massage and not to pinned down on a bed for 15 minutes! Yep, that is how long I laid there thinking how was I going to get out or escape this situation. Plus I was starving and had dinner plans right after the massage and not sure how my growling stomach did not wake him. The worst part was when I began to free myself he woke up and started rubbing me with one hand as if he had not been sleeping. Talking about his picking mushrooms with his family back home at Christmas... like maybe I had not noticed his narcoleptic episode. I know this is not as horrible of some... but I hope it makes you laugh and I hope it never happens to you... unless he is super hot and you want to wake up together in the morning!

SOME FUN FACTS: 1) I also attended to book him, no reply. Next time I attempted, we booked and he flaked. Final time is when I started to snoop some. Then I just starting to play with him back. 2) Photos are of a fitness model and activist in California. So he is using his photos. I reported that to RM with a link to that guys Facebook (they shut is account down & reopened it with different photos - of the same guy???), I sent the model in California his link too just to alert him as he appears to be positive role model for gay people. 3) No one has ever had an appointment with him on this forum, except an apprentice who was new to the sight and never commented on any other posts before or after that one. Odd Right? But strangely his name changes all the time making it hard to track threads with all the members sharing the same things. 4) When I questioned him about is modeling past and why his Intagram showed him in California and his RM ad showed him "Available Now" in Fort Lauderdale. Then He Blocked Me. haha So I can no longer see his page ... unless I log out. FINAL THOUGHT: This person has been around under different names for along time. Every thread shares that he flakes or no shows. I would assume at this point he is "cat fishing" people... or what ever the kids these day call it. Just Google Image any of those face photos and it is all there. Hope this helps.

I had the same experience, only no up sell either visits. I found him nice and slightly aloof...but I also think that is the language barrier.

That is the one. Sadly I did not get a round 2 before he left... but I may catch him before he leaves South Florida. He was fantastic. ((;

https://rentmasseur.com/RedCMT

Enjoyed my massage. nice guy. Seems like the more I dig the more I learn, yet nothing like my experience with him. He did 120 massage, sadly it was on a bed which he said was because he was traveling. But he made it comfortable and it did not stop him from getting in where he needed to get. Up there in the top 5 massages... and I do get a lot of massages. Just wish was local in Orlando... God knows we need talented masseur here. I did not ask all the questions that I read people asking. I just booked and received not just a great massage, but a great all around experience. Actually attempting to book one more before he leaves... he was that good. Super nice, attractive and fun conversations. (that I initiated) As commented before, I would recommend if he comes to your town or you to his.

Great massage. Trained, nice guy, don't ask...just book and you will be happy you did. Seriously in the top 10 of all massages. I think his LA years did do him well... but he seems to be past that now. I had read other reviews, yet that was not 1% of what I experienced. I always respect my masseurs and only have a small handful of disrespectfully situation in return, but Red or Archie or BigRed was Not one of them. I would recommend and rebook anytime. Hope this helps.

Would double what @JRTravel said. Boys got talent and appeal. Wish he lived in Orlando, we need more legit masseurs like this. Quick to reply, easy to book, worth the wait and reasonable. Nice guy for sure and would recommend if he lands in your city or your traveling to his.

Worth a visit. Nice guy, better in person or more natural looking. He works hard and even though a little young for me, I would recommend and repeat. -xx

He is in Orlando now. Anyone have any resent experiences that show signs of progress or better massage oil?

He is in Orlando now. Anyone have any resent experiences that show signs of progress or better massage oil?

https://rentmasseur.com/Jakethesnake/ His brothers ad. They look just like each other.

Sadly not in NO for another 2 weeks. Either way, I think it has been said that Jake tried to help his brother get started in gay massage... the brother and Jake look A Lot alike, so it confused members (if I remember correctly) ..... so this might be Jakes way to help him out again.

Was searching about this masseur and find it horrible that someone opened an account, wrote a crap review about him. 1) it is a review, thought No Reviews on this forums 2) strange, they have not signed in since the day this was written - looks suspiciously slanderous 3) glad I read down to @Keith30309 review, a trusted forum user - thank you sir.

Anyone ATL peeps give this guy a try? https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/39338/

Have an appointment and wondered if anyone has seen him before or knows what I should expect. Thank you. https://rentmasseur.com/MansMassage

Nice, yet awkward masseur. As mentioned he is straight and massages heavily on the back, 10 mins legs and then neck and chest when you flip over. He does have skills, however if you are looking for anything more than a good massage.... not your guy, he told me himself through stories he shared. It wasn't what I asked for or even mentioned, but he did share that during the massage. He worked a spot on my shoulder blade and it is the best it has felt in years. -xx

Christian is a nice enough guy. Strong massage skills, nice place he works out of and I would repeat.

Not sure about any extras, seen him several times... never asked and didn't offer any extras... he is so nice I wouldn't mind extras, but love what we have currently too much to ask or even really care. Seriously, one of my all time favorite masseurs! Super nice guy and I always love when he come to town!

Yes! I love the idea of being surrounded by people and not understanding a word of what they are talking about! (not being snarky... but Americans have gotten so ridiculous in our small talk & opinions- haha) I would love to hear of others thinking about moving abroad. Maybe where the US Dollar goes further and still has good healthcare, safe etc..

After years of reading all his reviews, some of which made me laugh because of what people said... I just had to give the legend a try. Jake gave a good massage, had some odd conversation and play that I did not expect from a straight guy... then I got to meet the GF as I left the hotel. He is ridiculously hot and I sort of felt more could have happened but I was not looking for it and ended things as quickly as I could. Even after how odd it all was... I would still repeat without a second thought. Experiencing Jake is understanding all these reviews.

Every time I see his photo that smell comes to mind

https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/sammy-from-nyc-visiting-la.122492/#post-1387510 https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/sammy-from-nyc-visiting-la.122492/#post-1387510 How is he still in business?

Hahaha... I viewed his page when it came up in Orlando. It was late on a Wednesday night and I was looking to see who I could use for a Friday evening massage. I logged off and went to bed. After work the next day I logged on to 7 emails over 5 hours time frame from this guy! The first was "Hey Man, what can I do you for?" and the last was "You have 10 minutes to book something or I am done with you." I replied that I was looking for the weekend and not sure why he was emailing me in the first place, as I did not reach out to him. No reply. Super odd little man... and it is Not even a Full Moon yet! Juzeees.

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