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Toilet training at gun point as a child then lack of fiber as an adult

Yup they load us all up in the bus from Stroking Hills Home - and we spend our SocSec checks on strippers!

family had purple with the denim nterior -- of course that was ater the pink on pink rambler station wagon with the column shift

http://unionoysterhouse.com/ http://unionoysterhouse.com/ Lobster/Chowder/Oysters/Clams ---- mmmmmmmmmmmm

If you are in IRAQ wanting cut cocks is likely a fetish -- If you are in Chicago probably NOT

I will take this one so long as they can remove the barcode up his torso once he goes thru the cashier

Surprised none of the passenger joined in

First I thought that Paul Mihael Glaser hd been dead for ages~ Second === If he played Lenny == I thought that was Tony Robertson looking like death! Who knew~

The place shares your parking lot --- why couldn't you figure the name from the proximity using the internet - a pair of binoculars - homing pidgeons - the Physic Friends Network? You are fortunate to have a time generous landlord - but be careful of what you ask for -- you may wear out his generosity -- This haircut thing was something that with a little thought and effort you could have handled yourself . . . .

A little lifes worth of haircuts and beard trims while you sit on the shitter - or by the sink - over a trash can - in the shower - wrapped in a trash bag - all for less than $21 bucks!! https://www.amazon.com/Wahl-Color-Complete-Cutting-79300-400T/dp/B000JNQSIQ/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1548141711&sr=1-4&keywords=wahl+clippers

Chicken Fried Steak~!

Everybody Shut Up till Im awake -- Then bring me Crisp Bacon!!

Breaded and Fried Everything

Katherine Hepburn - Alexander the Great - Ben Franklin - Mary Todd Linoln

I have also eaten Goat - Horse - Venison - Rabbit - Alligator - Armadillo - Bear (the forest dweller YUCK POOH BLECK - The Human variety - Yummy hehehe) Squirrel - Possum - Goose - Terrapin -- Ostrich - Bison -- Blowfish -- I was offered Kangaroo but decline - to Cute when alive --

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Great minds Sam --- This was my next step before WC A kitchen stool on wheels --- similar to pictured below -- have seen that at HDepot/Loews/Bed-Bath/Etc and used on Craigs list -- New all around $45-55 - Used on CL $10-15 also see a lot of them at thrift shops - yard sales https://express.google.com/u/0/product/9293168289044000329_675480952325824892_118724597?utm_source=google_shopping&utm_medium=tu_cu&utm_content=eid-lsjeuxoeqt,eid-aiwrngiozo&gtim=CPjOtLKc7Zj-nwEQ-4HvrMC_8_GQARjQ4sAZIgNVU0QooLik4gUw9a_OOA&utm_campaign=118724597&gclid=CjwKCAiA4OvhBRAjEiwAU2FoJXuNd-kraczf3g1mcr6tzlh8qfpOSdR8jiKLqHYBAK3RFIeg50DuNxoCRYoQAvD_BwE

if this is a dupe-- my apologies I have taught several very professional gentle callers about the proper hygenic an safety needs as well as the techniques involved with more exotic kink i.e. Slit play/Medical/Electro - etc

Or you could put eggs in a pot of cold water with a touch of sea salt - cover - set the timer for 12 minutes and turn on the burner sit down -- or didn't you get a wheelchair? Buzzer rings turn off vent steam - let cool in pot -- Sit --- Later once cool - dump water - pack eggs and refrigerate -- shell as needed --- Sit -- BTW I also have problems standing due to severe unresolved orthopedic issues and I cook from a wheelchair ---- Yesterday I roasted a small chicken with potatoes and veggies and made a cornbread from a mix to which I added fresh dill from my lil 4in window pots of herbs --- Today I stripped the chicken carcass - added the leftover veggies water - broth - seasoning and made a chicken veggie soup/stew -- remove carcass -- add chopped chicken and more veggies and herbs --- all in the crock pot with left over dilled corn bread -- MMMMM Good and at least 3-4 meals --- All from the wheelchair --- and before I had a wheelchair I used a kitchen chair and a walker ---- The wheels make it easier to sweep the floor and spot clean the tile with a cloth/spray and my foot -- when I am done cooking - you just gotta wanna do it and you will figure a way -- humans are very clever critters!

It depends on if I Have I given up meat for Lent or Not

I have taught several Gentleman Callers about the finer points and levels of sanitation needed for the pursuit of the more exotic types of kink i.e. Slit Play/WS/Electro/etc

Easy fast My Breakfast on the run to the office -- 3 HB eggs and 2 Wasa Cracker Breads == And I prepack some salsa in a Ziploc snack back -- Eggs = 210 calories - 21 grams of Protein === Wasa 70 Calories - 6 Grams Fiber -- Salsa - 30 Calories = 310 Cals packed with flavor protein and slow processing fiber dense carbs and flavor!!!! My breakfast at home work days == When peppers are cheap I buy a few and cut and freeze them in Ziploc bag --- same with onions --- Put some of both into a bowl 2 egg whites 1 whole egg beat - grind in pepper and herbs - Nuke till desired firmness - 2 slices of wasa bread -- Salsa ---- Eggs/Whites = 130 Calories -- Wasa 70 Calories -- Salsa 30 Calories -- And sometimes I will sprinkle a tblsp of Grated parm on top 25 calories = 255 Calories - 21 Grams Protein - 6 Fiber etc Fast - Easy - Cheap - Healthy PS for office days I precook and chill HB eggs - prepack in snack bags -- Same with Wasa and Salsa -- Then just grab and go!!!! 4-5 hours later I am still running on all cylinders -- not hungry and have to remind myself to take a lunch break for mental as well as physical nutrition -- PSS When tomatoes are cheap I will make pico de gallo {diced tomatoes - diced onions - cilantro - touch of sea salt} to replace the salsa

The real question is would you rather engage a prime bull or roll around with the pigs for free?

Flavoring Options can be fun as well!! Add some pineapple for sweetness = Drink Dark Beer for rich smoky flavor = Just stay away from the Asparagus - Unless you are punishing a piss slave

Men are Pigs!!! Thank God!