@Beancounter ,  as much as I wanted to "like" your post bc of your find and witty comment, Im honestly still in shock.  I do believe it is a good idea bc no one would really want injury or death to befall a child, or for that matter a clueless adult.  However, this makes me wonder if I will have to start bringing a chin strap for my next date to ensure I get eye contact. The thought of  of us flirting via text across the dinner table is revolting yet possible.  And, yes, sadly it has happened to me.  
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