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Little Johnny passes by his parents' bedroom in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act. Before Dad can react, Johnny exclaims "oh boy, horsie ride! Daddy can I ride on your back?" Somewhat relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing he doesn't have to break his stride, Dad agrees. Johnny hops on and Dad goes to town. Pretty soon things get really heated and mommy begins to moan and gasp. Little Johnny cries out: " hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the plumber usually get bucked off!"

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms or beds, so they bunk together in the same bed. Next morning, the guy on the right wakes up and says "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left says "dude, me too." The guy in the middle looks at them judgingly and says "you guys are weird; I dreamed I was skiing!"

I think there have been some threads body-shaming escorts who are less than "average looking" and who are charging average or more than average rates - and some of us poking fun at their "distorted" view of reality. Also, we do tend to glorify and drool all over ourselves for perfect bodies and faces - I'm way guilty of this!- and that groupthink can often lead to an unrealistic view of beauty. That's my guess at what QTR was referring to. Just guessing, and I'm sure QTR will correct me if I'm off.

@actor61 , although I empathize with your being irate and with most of the feelings in your post, I cannot bring myself to like it. I just can't do so when your word choices are filled with such venom. It is shameful to see a gifted writer like yourself (who can storytell like no other) shame back a woman who has made an error in judgment. Im not cutting her a break, what she did is shameful, but your word choices just leave me baffled and steal away the power of your post. I know (think?) you are better than this.

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Leather shorts ...and pecs http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4e/5d/4f/4e5d4f501add0ddfe2a73e0c4b6d4fae.jpg

Naughty smile...pecs http://photos.imageevent.com/ngw2000/ministry/1393.jpg

Id like to multi-task him... http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Hot-Guys-Cooking-EMGN5.jpg

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Let it all hang out...butt http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q0eQPeICqig/UViGymd3m_I/AAAAAAAAPgs/kYelB6dMaDc/s1600/Bare+Naked+Ass,+Naked+Male+Ass,+Male+Butts,++%2814%29.JPG

Let the sunshine in...butt http://www.alanilagan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/male-butt-106.jpg

Panoramic butts http://www.bestmalebutts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/muscular-male-butt-naked.jpg

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Does anyone else find Colby Keller to just be totally sexy? I don't know what his personality is like, but he is one super delicious man to see topping others. Weirdly, I hate seeing him bottom.

Rear window http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kKPYSvvNPmE/UViIZT62y4I/AAAAAAAAPjw/UVEzygYvSfc/s1600/Bare+Naked+Ass,+Naked+Male+Ass,+Male+Butts,++%2838%29.jpg

Pensive...butt http://www.johncoulthart.com/feuilleton/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/french-big.jpg

Mid thigh...butt http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m605vxP2Cq1ql26p9.jpg

Low tide...butt http://manhuntdaily.com/files/Diego-next-door-male-muscular-beefy-huge-ass-butt-penis-pump-gay-porn-solo-action-stroking-6.jpg

High tide...butt http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8a/6a/53/8a6a53aeaa9a4c976b958993f25c4414.jpg

Gonna hurt ya...pecs http://41.media.tumblr.com/5c0afb38d27fb8e46324dfdb9beef7fd/tumblr_njq61pWoZB1s89pd7o1_500.jpg

Nestle my head in those pecs http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltn2w3LPjP1qjbs5ho1_500.jpg

Hanging by a thread...pecs http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GTEWN1tu5vk/UQ-vPL-GPTI/AAAAAAABewI/ZyMb1JNrDko/s1600/00788_ask-more-to_XavierOnXatGMAILdotCOM.jpg