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  1. Part 5. Frosty even tried to mess around with his friends... http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d4/40/21/d44021e13965e5c2ca69c2a936fd2b8f.jpg
  2. Part quatre. Frosty even tried hiring a snowscort, but he got mugged and threatened to write a review... http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1108/snowjob-snowman-blowjob-hairdryer-wytch-demotivational-posters-1312969059.jpg
  3. Part 3 Frosty tried a few kinks... http://beartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Bearman-Cartoons-Frosty-the-Yellow-Snowman.png
  4. Part dos. It all started when Frosty got tired of being in the entertainment biz... http://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6912865/il_570xN.344003047.jpg
  5. Part 1. At 47, Frosty, the snowman, finally decides to come out of the closet to fulfill his leather fantasies... http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2014/01/frostyleatherdaddy.jpg
  6. JJK is hanging out at his favorite bar...can you say LECHE? http://ronsaari.com/stockImages/boston/HoodMilkBottle.jpg
  7. No, this is tasteless..yet fragrant... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1NpZlh4tb4U/UdIIaEVLdrI/AAAAAAAAENY/ZYc8SwtOpBU/s1600/funny-fragrance-Hodor-Game-Thrones.jpg
  8. Well, pooh, I guess I need to read the books.
  9. Maybe a little instigation will work... JJK who? That bitch owes me lunch and stole a pair of my best heels
  10. Lol! What a Hysterical visual! By the way, is anybody else shipping Jon Snow and the Mother of Dragons some time in the future? They would make a cute couple.
  11. (Still wiping my tears away from losing Summer). Stop the unnecessary sacrifice of cool looking direwolves! http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbseg/1126/1126354-bigthumbnail.jpg PS - I'll miss Hodor too.
  12. Well, at least he is sharp...
  13. http://www.iceis.pl/joke/of-the-day/joke-of-the-day_cartoon.jpg
  14. I think you are onto something...you try it first, Keith
  15. Oh Hell, we might as well laugh about our woes, eh? http://www.businesstravellogue.com/files/2007/09/fig-leafs.jpg This one hasn't worked for me, but I'm gonna keep trying: http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/demotivational-posters-demotivating-posters-funny-posters-posters-airport-security-tsa-screening-airliners-police-law-enforcement.jpg 'Nuf said... http://f.tqn.com/y/politicalhumor/1/S/l/p/3/tsa-terrorists-win.jpg
  16. Lately, I've been asking for a fishy face...that hasn't gone over well http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Fish_Face.jpg
  17. @dutchmuch, I don't think you get enough credit for the 3-finger shot idea. I learned this from you a while back and i think it is flawless! I use a modified version. It helps me screen out guys who are either fakes, flakes or who just won't put forth any effort. In this day & age, with so much fakery, how difficult is it to snap a cute shot of yourself with whatever (easy ) instructions the client requests? I typically get 3 out 5 new guys (for me) to do it. Sample answers: 8. "You are too needy". 9. Sent 3-finger shot shot while holding today's newspaper. 10. Sent 3- finger shot while holding a cardboard sign on the other hand that read: [todays date] - Let's get busy!
  18. My band choice is not a classic, so it will pale in comparison to the aforementioned by our esteemed & knowledgeable forum colleagues. My choice is sentimental. July 2005 was probably the worst month & year of my life... I had just lost the love of my life & I felt like the world was against me. Driving home from his funeral, I blasted Paramore's Conspiracy from their album All We Know is Falling. this band has had me as a fan ever since. If you like the lyrics below, check out this link for an acoustic version played in Chitown (skip annoying ad). "Conspiracy" Please speak softly, for they will hear us And they'll find out why we don't trust them Speak up dear, 'cause I cannot hear you I need to know why we don't trust them Explain to me this conspiracy against me And tell me how I've lost my power Where can I turn? 'Cause I need something more Surrounded by uncertainty, I'm so unsure Tell me why I feel so alone 'Cause I need to know to whom do I owe Explain to me this conspiracy against me And tell me how I've lost my power I thought that we'd make it Because you said that we'd make it through And when all security fails Will you be there to help me through? Explain to me this conspiracy against me And tell me how I've lost my power How? How I've lost my power?
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  20. http://lowres.jantoo.com/relationships-marriage-invisibility-wives-husbands-marital_problems-the_invisible_man-11834107_low.jpg
  21. http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/meme/2014/10/Invisible-man-strikes-again.jpg
  22. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5q6oyABkd1rqo1kco1_500.jpg
  23. http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/20151117_160518_eigabdh_sm.distractify
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