The only sex thing I ever found, was when my neighbors wife gave me a box of old vhs tapes she had. (I was about 13).. hidden among the various cartoons and sci fi was a blank no label tape. Of course I popped it in the VHS.. was a sex tape of her and her totally hot buff black haired blue eyed was army but transferred to AF husband. The camera angle was pretty much focused mainly on him.
I think I wore out that vhs tape lol.. and every time I walked outside and saw him, it was I know what you look like naked, and I know what you have down there
She must have realized she was missing that tape, she came knocking a few days later asking my parents if they found anything with the VHS tapes.
I of course played innocent Hmm I wonder if I still have that tape in storage with the other VHS tapes.