I reached out to a provider, we had great communication, everything was going smoothly—I even told him I was looking forward to meeting him and that he was very handsome.
Naturally, his response was to thank me… and then immediately ask for my height and weight.
When I asked why (because… obviously), he said he needed to know who he was meeting and—wait for it—so he could adjust his table accordingly.
Ah yes, of course. Nothing says professionalism quite like turning a meetup into a furniture calibration exercise. What absolute nonsense! 😂
"Had a first yesterday: I messaged a provider, we hit it off, and I mentioned I was looking forward to meeting him (and that he was very handsome). His response? He thanked me and immediately demanded my height and weight! When I asked why, he claimed he needed to 'adjust his table' for me. Absolute bollocks—since when does a table need a custom calibration for a first meeting?
"Had a first yesterday: I messaged a provider, we hit it off, and I mentioned I was looking forward to meeting him (and that he was very handsome). His response? He thanked me and immediately demanded my height and weight! When I asked why, he claimed he needed to 'adjust his table' for me. Absolute bollocks—since when does a table need a custom