Offer a tip, it's a job, if someone wants to see them right after you and he happens to be out of shape it might take them a full blue pill to get it up and keep it.
Especially now that airlines allow them to cancel a flight and keep the money as a voucher for future flights. I know several guys who cancel if there's not enough interest to justify traveling.
Bundle of sexual energy? Are you talking about masseurs or escorts?
I agree with you but if you've been retired for 25 years you went to college in a whole different world. The world has changed a lot since then and it's way more competitive than it was before.