Would your uniforms, masks, and all weird things fit there?
@Gar1eth what if you get into an accident and they find it in your closet thinking your hidden treasure is there?
Some might have been truly concerned about your wellbeing... You're tough enough to stand the heat and all the hate mail by PM you're getting... (end sarcasm).
Typical straight guy escorting for gay men behavior... as soon as he needs to pay bills again the ad will be up, he'll beg for money and later on disappear.