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  1. Sex - lunch - outing - sex - dinner. Sounds like a plan.
  2. Be gentle with this waif, have a good time, and LEAVE A REVIEW! His hidden photos: A very lovely VPL and he's rather callipygian:
  3. My nephew had his DNA analyzed. We know our paternal history for at least 11 generations in North America. He got a map ... with one little dot on it ... The UK. That was all.
  4. UK and French. Nice combination.
  5. Tuscany? Bene. Umbria? Molto bene. Calabria? Oi vey!
  6. Especially the housewives in Peoria
  7. Actually, yes, it is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiddish_orthography [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiddish_orthography][/url] It can also be transliterated into the Roman alphabet. I remember a Seder I went to, where the Mom was reading the four questions from the Haggadah. She apologized because she'd learned it in Yiddish, not in Hebrew. And yet my four years of high school German helped, and followed her explicitly, whilst being completely dumbfounded as to how the words she spoke were coming out of that particular alphabet.
  8. "May I have your name, Sir?"
  9. As preserved by Tom Lehrer: http://www.nytimes.com/1964/12/12/alma-m-werfel-widow-of-writer.html
  10. You can lead a whore to culture but you cannot make her think.
  11. Not quite up to heinous and reprehensible, but close. What was that jackass thinking, bringing along two more people? To a dinner party?
  12. your yiddish is perhaps not so good. טאָן ניט נוצן ייִדיש סייַדן איר וויסן וואָס איר זאָגן
  13. I'm reminded of the movie The Last Starfighter, for this line: [after the station has been attacked and the Starfighters massacred): "Just how many Starfighters are there?" our Protagonist asks. "Including you?" says the Officer. "Yeah ..." "One."
  14. A friend had several sets of dishes. He was looking for a tureen at a second hand store. He found one ... Spode, I think, retailed for $150. "How much?" he asked. "$25," the proprietess said. My friend gulped. "hmmmmm ... well ... okay." "I got these dishes that go with it. $15 for them." It was five piece place settings for twelve.
  15. Get thrown off your plane … or a bloody nose … "friendly", indeed!
  16. I've never grabbed anyone by the pussy ... I have held a few Putty Tats in my day, but they're the wrong kind.
  17. a.k.a. "Dust Collectors" as my step father used to call them.
  18. Happy Birthday, Kevin!
  19. Poorly made "bavarian" glass with little pieces of differently colored glass applied, along with pretty cheap gold applique. One cobalt blue glass ginger jar I have, I saw my sophomore year in college. I bought it for myself as a graduation present ... from medical school. For being so cheap, it's hard to find.
  20. Oh, the jury is in. A nice Pinot Noir or a Sherry (depending on the time of day) would work best.
  21. Wow! BVB has raised his voice!
  22. And here it is! https://m4m-forum.org/threads/nick-bolle-in-sf.130368/
  23. His rates are not posted. He sent them to me. I asked him to put his hand up in a very specific position and he did it. And not a common "give me the finger" one.
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