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I had a session with Joy at 27 Men’s. He looks handsome, but the massage was perfunctory in every way. He started off saying, “we’re not allowed to ask about tips, but…” and asked about the tip about 3-4 times before and during the massage. At the start he asked about a specific dollar amount to get an idea of what he might be getting. And I guess I didn’t give the right answer because 1/2 the massage was one-handed and through a towel. It was a less than stellar experience that I wouldn’t repeat.

Jay is the best at Batman--absolutely awesome. He gives a tremendous massage and all the extras. I've been to see him 15-20 times over the last few years. He was at Why Not before Batman.

Jay at Batman is awesome. Completely friendly and polite. He wants to give you what you want and he is quite good at it. He can deliver both a therapeutic and/or a fun massage. I think I’ve been to him about 15-20 times over the last few years. He’s my favorite go-to masseur. I occasionally try others, but don’t have nearly as much fun. He really makes the magic happen and is a nice guy to boot.

I got a message from Oliver in March 2024 at 27 Spa. I was excited when our session started because he’s quite attractive. The massage was therapeutic enough, but the ending was boring and stiff. Also, he wasn’t especially friendly; he wasn’t unfriendly, but I didn’t feel welcomed. He never asked or hinted about a tip, but the massage ended 10 minutes early. During the ending he gave me countdown updates that the session would in 5 mins, 2 mins, etc. The session still ended 10 minutes early. It wasn’t the worst ever, C+, I’d say, but I can’t recommend him.