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"To each his own," for sure ... however ... for me, the artwork takes away from the work of art which is his sexy body. For me, it's a turn off.

Thankfully, there's plenty of other guys around who aren't turning their hides into canvas.

Headed to New York early next month for a couple days of business and a couple days of fun. Looking for a guy to spend a Friday or Saturday evening with. Dinner, drinks, show, overnight. Like muscular, versatile, passionate kisser, hairy or smooth, good conversationalist. If it helps, Some of my favorite hires have been Dane Michaels, Dane Scott, Tristan Baldwin, AJ Irons. Suggestions?

Kyle Vong is a sweetheart. Very sexy, compact, muscular (but not overly-so) body. He's short, very smooth. Superb kisser, excellent conversationalist, fantastic bottom. He's asian, if that matters to you. The only caveat would be that if you're in NYC when I am you CANNOT have him.

The cutting edge of the escort business?

Not a very tasteful pun.

But, then, neither was that!

Ah, yes, Dawson. I've cum many times while lusting over videos with him in them. Yummy, indeed.

I may have to give him a call when I'm next in Las Vegas. Hmmmm.....

Sexy as hell? Sure. I'm not particularly attracted to hairy guys -- I'm a bear, but I like seals.

Nevertheless, he's cute.

And then there's Kim Jong Il's song from "Team America"

"You Are Worthless Alec Baldwin"

Words and music by (presumably) Trey Parker and Matt Stone:

I was sent from planet Xiron to conquer the earth

I had a terrific plan — I thought it would work

Tried to get the Earthlings all to kill each other you see

But it all went wrong and now I must decree…

You are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin

You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen

Your career is stallin’ and you’re worthless Alec Baldwin

That’s why I blew your head off and your children are all bawlin’

Planet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods like me

But also with Balmacs who are giant bees

The Xipods and Balmacs are at constant war

So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for

But you are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin

You fucked up my whole plan and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac pollen

Your garbage needs some haulin’ and you’re worthless Alec Baldwin

Now I must return home a failure — I’m afraid the pit of Kryrok is callin’…

So many gorgeous men end up ruining their bodies these days by applying all that ink. And this guy seems to have the ink bug to an extreme ... you can almost date when the photos were taken by the proliferation of tats. So long as a guy keeps them off his neck and chest and the density on his arms to a minimum, I'll overlook it ... but when the ink starts creeping across the clavicle and onto the neck or down onto the pecs, or if the ink becomes like sleeves on his arms, it's a MAJOR turn-off for me.