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Back to the Future is showing at my favorite theater in Madrid (big reclining seats, great food menu, brought to your seat, love it). I was a bit puzzled as to why I couldn’t remember anything about the plot. Sure, it was released 40 years ago, but you’d think I’d remember something. Halfway through, it hit me: oh right, I hated this movie, even though everybody on Planet Earth loved it.

A friend shared a bit of wisdom that would have made high school a lot more bearable: “the only reason someone teaches high school is that they’re too second-rate to do anything else.” A few exceptions, sure, but the truth can be so ouchy-painful sometimes.

Yes, both the Rio & Palms both still have free parking, as does Gold Coast (but do you really want to stay there?). By the way, I stayed in the Palms in February and the room was fantastic, much nicer than I expected.

Sobre gustos no hay nada escrito … literally translate to: about tastes there is nothing written. You’d say “there’s no accounting for taste” in English, but I prefer the Spanish version. Anyway, regarding Jonathan Bailey, he drives me nuckin' futs. I even rushed out to see “Jurassic World: Reborn” even though I knew I wouldn’t like it (I didn’t) and even though I heard he didn’t show any skin (he didn’t, damn it!) just because he was the co-star. Is he the Sexiest Man Alive, like literally the sexiest man walking the planet right now? Prolly not, People’s SMA never is, but JB is sexier than most of their picks (again, imho).

Wow, I had no idea. The good news is that it sounds like he’s recovered 100%, a helluva feat considering he literally came back from death. It also sounds like he has an interesting take on life. Coming back from the dead, relearning how to walk and eat … gotta change a person. All the best to him.

Hear! Hear! Oftentimes People’s SMA is, to me, kinda meh. But Jonathan Bailey … sa-wooooooon!

Holy sh!t! Does the guy have a bionic leg?! Usually to get that much distance, the kicker has to go for a really low trajectory, which is why so many 60+ yard FG attempts get blocked. But Cam Little managed to get so much height and length on that kick that he cleared the defensive line and the goalposts both with plenty of margin. That is astonishing.

I was rooting for the Dodgers because like any self-respecting Red Sox fan, I love Dave Roberts with all my baseball-loving heart.

I saw She Walks in Darkness (Un fantasma en la batalla) in the theater last week, but it’s already on US Netflix. It’s the story of a female agent of Spain’s Guardia Civil who goes undercover to infiltrate ETA, the Basque terrorist group. It’s a well-done suspense thriller, and while not a documentary, you also get some insight into how ETA operated and its impact on Spain (829 confirmed murders, 3000 injuries, 79 kidnappings, and thousands threatened and extorted). Definitely worth a watch.

Gorila is also slang for a bodyguard or a bouncer.

100% this. Who do you think you are … Meghan Markle?? At least she married a royal. What’s your claim to blue-blood inbreeding?

He’s gorgeous, but don’t waste your money on his OnlyFans. I got lured in by the $5.99 intro rate, but he doesn’t show any more than what you see for free on his X account.

Damn autocorrect … maybe it thought I meant to type Chuck Norris. Anyway, Norrie has 3 wins over Carlitos — once in Rio when Carlos could barely walk, but the other two were legit. When you look at their games, it doesn’t seem possible that Norrie could beat Alcaraz, but the results speak for themselves.

Carlitos retains his semi-blond ‘do. He had a bad day at the office, losing to Cam Norrie in Paris, but the loss might be something of a blessing in disguise because it allows Carlitos to go into the World Tour Final well-rested, so important at the end of the looooong tennis season.

Have you considered contacting him to ask him to repay the $2,600? Not for your sake, because it’s clear you wrote the money off a long time ago, but for his. Trying to imagine being in his position, it would gnaw at my conscience that I took $2,600 from someone without services rendered or repayment. Now that he’s an established accountant, he must be particularly aware of his unpaid debt. And there is no way in heck he’s forgotten about the money. Just an idea.

It’s been a while since I followed baseball (obsessively), but man oh man, 18 innings?!?! That means both pitching staffs are absolutely wrecked, but at least the Blue Jays pulled out the crucial win. The two starters in the next game will be under enormous pressure to go 7. A complete game would be like manna from heaven.

Wow, you are one lucky guy if you hooked up with Dean Coulter. He’s one of my all-time porn crushes. https://daily.squirt.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tumblr_lpsuy8AsNV1qaru88o1_12801.jpg

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I still remember this lesson from the Boy Scout Lifesaving merit badge: if a person is flailing in the water, keep your distance until they tire out. A drowning person is so desperate and irrational that they will jump on top of you to push themselves out of the water, unintentionally drowning you in the process. If you really want to help an escort, do so from a safe distance so that both of you don’t end up drowning.

His furry butt gives me life.

I’m sure some well-to-do fans are willing and very much able to pay his rate. I’m guessing he makes plenty from OF such that on the rare occasion he does escort, it’s really gotta be worth his while.

Yes, books that include graphic sex are being banned from elementary and middle school libraries, and thank God for it! What rights have women lost? If you’re referring to abortion, it was never a “right” to begin with. The government is trying to remove woke-ism that has consumed educational institutions, again, thank God for it. What freedom has the press lost?? None. Has Obergefell been reversed? Nope. Respectfully, I think you fantasize about being oppressed because the reality is that it isn’t happening. In a country of 340 million people whose citizens think very differently from each other, you’re not always going to get your way. That doesn’t mean you’re oppressed.

“My 10yo can’t access sluttyasianteens.com -> slippery slope -> fascist hellscape Interesting fantasy … but it is just that, a fantasy.