GRASA423

just did. He’s amazing. He’s actually British. Get the deep tissue/ erotic. 

I hired him in January and we had a good time. He was warm and affectionate, I have no complaints. He talked a little bit about his problems but nothing overwhelming. Overall he was upbeat and in a good place. He's beefy and sexy. His ass is grade A.

He's a nice sweet guy.  It's just sometimes he can really f up your plans when you hire him.  He does not plan or prepare well and sometimes it wrecks everything.

Dude it was the same for me. He said he was in Baltimore, then shared his location on iMessage. He was in DC and had not left at the time our massage was supposed to start. I told him to cancel. He proceeds to send me videos saying it’s not his fault, videos of traffic, he was apologetic but still kept driving up to Baltimore. then he parked outside my house and was texting me about supporting his daughter and how another guy had cancelled. Terrifying 
I actually left my house to go sit at a cafe. After he calmed down I told him fine I’d do the massage and it was not good, at all.

I'm gonna start this review by saying I believe Papi is a sweet guy, but probably needs a few courses on how to run a business.
He is very sexy and very nice, some challenge with language barrier, but nothing that can't be overcome.  Our first meet was less than great.  He was clearly exhausted from work (he is a stripper in NYC) and should have never agreed to an appointment before noon.  He had to take some type of drugs at our session to even stay awake.  So let's just say it was less than great and leave it at that.
A couple days later he contacted me apologized profusely and offered a 3 way session with his friend at a 2 for 1 rate at 3 hours to make up for it.  He committed to no drugs at the session and a great time.
On session day, much like the first they were late..very late.  I always allow an hour buffer for providers coming to me due to traffic in area, but they were over 2 hours late.  Ok, fine.. they arrived and all started good.  As the session progressed it became obvious the friend was a dead fish.  Basically did nothing.   Papi was clearly getting frustrated with him and they started arguing.  I could understand enough Spanish to translate parts.  Needless to say the session ended disastrously but at least no physical violence.  Papi for his part tried to give me a good time but the whole vibe was bad.
When it came to payment time, I asked Papi what he thought was a fair fee based on this.  Here is where my anger came out.  He thought the entire amount.   We now argued and he actually started crying.  I just paid him the amount to close the book, but made it clear on no uncertain terms to never contact me again.
I have said many times on this forum that I have been fortunate to never have a bad provider experience.  Well, that has changed.  It's unfortunate because I think he tries to be a sweet person, but was desperate to be paid.  But it cost him a client and this review.