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> While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old

> Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while

> working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation

> with the old man.


> Eventually the topic got around to former Texas

> Governor, George W. Bush and his elevation to the

> White House.


> The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post

> turtle'."


> Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him

> what a 'post turtle' was.


> The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a

> country road and you come across a fence post with a

> turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."


> The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face,

> so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get

> there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't

> know what to do while he's up there, and you just want

> to help the dumb shit get down."

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