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CDC Warning -

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> > The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent

> > strain of a sexually transmitted disease. The disease is contracted

> > through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea

> > Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

> >

> > Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having being screwed for four

> > years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:

> > anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic

> > overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new

> > information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept

> > responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced

> > bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,

> > tendencies toward evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing

> > behavior.

> >

> > Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease

> > originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

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