Johnson’s 411

[RadioRob]

Typically you pay a fee to the house (I believe for Johnson's, it's $10) for a bracelet which allows you to access to private rooms.  For every song, it's $20 to the dancer.  

If you want to prevent any "misunderstandings", I would suggest agreeing to a certain number of songs up front and/or counting those songs as you go so you both are on the same page.  

[+ jeezopete]

5 hours ago, RadioRob said:

(I believe for Johnson's, it's $10) for a bracelet which allows you to access to private rooms.  For every song, it's $20 to the dancer.  

Correct.

One thing I've learned is to pay the dancer the $20 when before the lap dance starts & tell him something like, "Let me know when our song is over & maybe we'll do more." If his lap dance is too short or not so much fun, I end it after the song. If things are going well, I'll add more songs. Also, if it's a dancer I'm REALLY interested in, I'll start with $40 (OK, fine, even $60 a time or two...) and tell him, "Let's start with 2 songs (or 3 if I gave him $60). Almost every time, I've had a very good experience with this method. Of course, there will always be the "Oops, I shouldn't have started with that much" dances (thank you alcohol 😒), but most have been satisfying dances.

[jcmiami1]

I was at Johnson’s last night and all the above is 100% accurate. Be careful with alcohol and dances cause you can easily rack over $100! 😆 Been there done that!

[+ jeezopete]

5 hours ago, jcmiami1 said:

I was at Johnson’s last night and all the above is 100% accurate. Be careful with alcohol and dances cause you can easily rack over $100! 😆 Been there done that!

Lol, I was there last night too. Were you watching me?? 😜

[jcmiami1]

7 minutes ago, jeezopete said:

Lol, I was there last night too. Were you watching me?? 😜

Wait…. You a dancer there?! 😝 

[Poppie]

Is that $100 per dancer? I've been known to do that and more. How many lap dances is TOO many?

[Luv2play]

2 hours ago, Poppie said:

Is that $100 per dancer? I've been known to do that and more. How many lap dances is TOO many?

I used to think that when I had spent more on a lap dancer than I would have on an escort, then I had spent too much.

[CHIberia]

On 12/23/2022 at 12:29 PM, jeezopete said:

Correct.

One thing I've learned is to pay the dancer the $20 when before the lap dance starts & tell him something like, "Let me know when our song is over & maybe we'll do more." If his lap dance is too short or not so much fun, I end it after the song. If things are going well, I'll add more songs. Also, if it's a dancer I'm REALLY interested in, I'll start with $40 (OK, fine, even $60 a time or two...) and tell him, "Let's start with 2 songs (or 3 if I gave him $60). Almost every time, I've had a very good experience with this method. Of course, there will always be the "Oops, I shouldn't have started with that much" dances (thank you alcohol 😒), but most have been satisfying dances.

Was there last week and one thing I loved about this place is that the dancers are very much not scammers. You tell them two dances, they give you two, and will ask to keep going. Not a hint of shadiness. It's also surprising how much you can get away with despite the rooms being semi-public.

Sadly though, there was a dancer named George that's a total hottie that I met back in November, but I haven't seen him there on the two visits I made since, and no one has any info on him.

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

1 hour ago, CHIberia said:

Was there last week and one thing I loved about this place is that the dancers are very much not scammers.

Agree 💯

This was my same first impression when I visited Johnson's when they first opened.

I think Spunk at the Monster Bar in New York City took notice, and have installed tablets in each booth with timers showing the $ owed in real time like a taxi meter, with a rate of $20 per 5 minutes (better deal than $20/song, since most songs are 3 minutes on average).  I was originally put off by the idea, but once I experienced it I loved it!  No more trying to listen to songs while receiving a lap dance to make sure the dancer isn't scamming me.  But at Johnson's, that's never been a problem anyway

[EZEtoGRU]

I was at Johnson's again this week on Tuesday & Wednesday.  Tuesday was very quiet considering Florida is now in high season.  They didn't even have a bartender working in the main stage room bar...which surprised me.  In any case I had a good time.  There were maybe 12 dancers working so enough to have some variety.

Wednesday was totally different.   Very busy.  SRO at a few points during the evening.  I'd say about 20 dancers were working.  There were at least five guys from Argentina.  One of them was a young guy from Cordoba.  Very good looking, muscular, and with a beard.  Also, he had one of the most beautiful asses I have ever seen in my life.  Wow!!

One trend I noticed that I'm happy about is that more dancers seem to be letting their pubic hair grow.  Maybe not full bush but the hair was there at the top of the pubic area.  I love that.  Of course there were still plenty of completely shaved guys for those that like that.  

Thank you Cordoba Argentina for the handsome guy with the beautiful ass.  A true work of art!

[+ tassojunior]

Dante, the new guy looks really hot and interesting. 

[+ jeezopete]

4 hours ago, tassojunior said:

Dante, the new guy looks really hot and interesting. 

 

He's one of the regulars at the Tampa club, just in Ft. Lauderdale for the weekend I think. He's also one of the nicest guys around, and a buddy of mine is really impressed with his lap dances, btw.

[EZEtoGRU]

I was back in FTL this week and went to Johnson's on Tuesday and Thursday.  Of course it's low season now so Tuesday was very slow.  Very few customers.  Maybe a dozen dancers.  Only the front bar was open.  There was no waiter working so the front bartender had to come out to the main room to take drink orders and then go back to the main bar to make the drink.   Thursday was much busier with more customers and maybe 20 dancers.  As on my last visit, lots of Argentine dancers.  One of them seemed to be a true body builder.  Another one was also really ripped and exceedingly handsome.  Model material really.  There were multiple Italians dancing too.  One seemed particularly long in the tooth.  His dancing days should really be over.

Overall, I had fun.  I have to be honest, this may be my last Florida visit for quite a while.  It really bothers me to spend money in a state that adopts so many anti-minority and anti-LGBT measures.  I'm gonna try and be strong and cancel Florida until things change there.  I just hope Montreal can improve its dancer scene to re-capture at least some of it's former glory.  

[Buff Daddy]

Has anyone been to Johnson's in Tampa?

[Dchotasianguy]

2 hours ago, EZEtoGRU said:

I was back in FTL this week and went to Johnson's on Tuesday and Thursday.  Of course it's low season now so Tuesday was very slow.  Very few customers.  Maybe a dozen dancers.  Only the front bar was open.  There was no waiter working so the front bartender had to come out to the main room to take drink orders and then go back to the main bar to make the drink.   Thursday was much busier with more customers and maybe 20 dancers.  As on my last visit, lots of Argentine dancers.  One of them seemed to be a true body builder.  Another one was also really ripped and exceedingly handsome.  Model material really.  There were multiple Italians dancing too.  One seemed particularly long in the tooth.  His dancing days should really be over.

Overall, I had fun.  I have to be honest, this may be my last Florida visit for quite a while.  It really bothers me to spend money in a state that adopts so many anti-minority and anti-LGBT measures.  I'm gonna try and be strong and cancel Florida until things change there.  I just hope Montreal can improve its dancer scene to re-capture at least some of it's former glory.  

I can understand the reflex action to boycott the state due to the insane political agenda down there (which was my initial reaction too) but I lean toward supporting the cities and businesses that are fighting the good fight down there.  I've been to recent conferences in Florida where the gay attendees are begging people not to abandon them because of Desantis' vile actions.  

[SirBillybob]

On 3/2/2023 at 6:35 PM, EZEtoGRU said:

I was at Johnson's again this week on Tuesday & Wednesday.  Tuesday was very quiet considering Florida is now in high season.  They didn't even have a bartender working in the main stage room bar...which surprised me.  In any case I had a good time.  There were maybe 12 dancers working so enough to have some variety.

Wednesday was totally different.   Very busy.  SRO at a few points during the evening.  I'd say about 20 dancers were working.  There were at least five guys from Argentina.  One of them was a young guy from Cordoba.  Very good looking, muscular, and with a beard.  Also, he had one of the most beautiful asses I have ever seen in my life.  Wow!!

One trend I noticed that I'm happy about is that more dancers seem to be letting their pubic hair grow.  Maybe not full bush but the hair was there at the top of the pubic area.  I love that.  Of course there were still plenty of completely shaved guys for those that like that.  

Thank you Cordoba Argentina for the handsome guy with the beautiful ass.  A true work of art!

Kwellada Cordoba? Just kidding. I don’t give a rat’s hairy ass about the pube growth but I was thinking that keeping it manscaped might be a strategy to reduce kooty transfer given the line of work. I realize it’s also cosmetic.

Edited June 10, 2023 by SirBillybob

[SirBillybob]

5 hours ago, EZEtoGRU said:

I was back in FTL this week and went to Johnson's on Tuesday and Thursday.  Of course it's low season now so Tuesday was very slow.  Very few customers.  Maybe a dozen dancers.  Only the front bar was open.  There was no waiter working so the front bartender had to come out to the main room to take drink orders and then go back to the main bar to make the drink.   Thursday was much busier with more customers and maybe 20 dancers.  As on my last visit, lots of Argentine dancers.  One of them seemed to be a true body builder.  Another one was also really ripped and exceedingly handsome.  Model material really.  There were multiple Italians dancing too.  One seemed particularly long in the tooth.  His dancing days should really be over.

Overall, I had fun.  I have to be honest, this may be my last Florida visit for quite a while.  It really bothers me to spend money in a state that adopts so many anti-minority and anti-LGBT measures.  I'm gonna try and be strong and cancel Florida until things change there.  I just hope Montreal can improve its dancer scene to re-capture at least some of its former glory.  

So I just met a Montreal trainer guy worth a trial run for regularship and scheds did not line up for a housecall. He flaked a bit on date attempts and proposed a really inconvenient time because he was busy packing for a longterm visit to: Florida! The first club guy in years here that caught my eye. 😭

[EZEtoGRU]

14 hours ago, Dchotasianguy said:

I can understand the reflex action to boycott the state due to the insane political agenda down there (which was my initial reaction too) but I lean toward supporting the cities and businesses that are fighting the good fight down there.  I've been to recent conferences in Florida where the gay attendees are begging people not to abandon them because of Desantis' vile actions.  

Meanwhile, you can find plenty of stories online of LGBT people who are pulling up roots and leaving Florida to live elsewhere. I assume minorities are doing the same since the NAACP issued its travel warning for Florida.   Obviously this is easier for some to do than others. I understand that. 
 

I’m sticking with my plan to cancel Florida. Voting with one’s pocketbook is one of the few ways we have to effect change beyond actually voting.  
 

anyway,  enough of politics. I found the Johnson’s talent to be good for those planning to go there😁. 

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

1 hour ago, EZEtoGRU said:

Meanwhile, you can find plenty of stories online of LGBT people who are pulling up roots and leaving Florida to live elsewhere. I assume minorities are doing the same since the NAACP issued its travel warning for Florida.   Obviously this is easier for some to do than others. I understand that. 
 

I’m sticking with my plan to cancel Florida. Voting with one’s pocketbook is one of the few ways we have to effect change beyond actually voting.  
 

anyway,  enough of politics. I found the Johnson’s talent to be good for those planning to go there😁. 

And for every gay person that chooses to leave Florida (and there really aren't that many), there will be ten that will move down there to replace him/her.
Have you checked Wilton Manors Real Estate prices recently? Or spoken to a Wilton Manors broker?  Gay money is flooding South Florida.

BoZo

 

[Buff Daddy]

Bozo. Happy to hear from you. Yes 5 of my friends are on the way to Florida. Not all to South Florida but Florida. Governors and senators will come and go. But we will be there for a long long time. Support our brothers and sisters who own these establishments. They need us now more than ever before.

[tazmanian5230]

1 hour ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

And for every gay person that chooses to leave Florida (and there really aren't that many), there will be ten that will move down there to replace him/her.
Have you checked Wilton Manors Real Estate prices recently? Or spoken to a Wilton Manors broker?  Gay money is flooding South Florida.

BoZo

 

Where you wearing your M A G A hat when you typed that ? 

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

44 minutes ago, tazmanian5230 said:

Where you wearing your M A G A hat when you typed that ? 

close.. Wearing my BOZO cap

 

[Buff Daddy]

Does anyone know what happened to our friend Madison?. It was very informative about the strip club scene. Seems he got around a lot. I hope nothing happened to him.

[EZEtoGRU]

2 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

close.. Wearing my BOZO cap

 

Same thing.

[SouthOfTheBorder]

4 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

And for every gay person that chooses to leave Florida (and there really aren't that many)

wrong - gay people are leaving in droves

it’s no secret & has nothing to do with real estate prices in Wilton Manors (Wilton Manors is a dump btw)

why stay in a place openly hostile say my friend who are leaving now - even Georgia is better than Florida these days 
too bad it was all done as a campaign stunt for someone that doesn’t have a chance - due to the unlikeable or “ick” factor 

Edited June 10, 2023 by SouthOfTheBorder