Gar1eth

Just do the Chipotle part of the evening at the end. All those onions and beans could prove problematic.

I wonder if the allocation of time for the 'dinner date' is strict:
 
Dinner date includes 2.5 hours of dining and 1.5 hours of private time.

I'd rather go for 20 minutes at Chipotle and 3:40 of private time, but fear that'd incur a surcharge

Liar! Skittles would take it over a thou...
 

http://dl.dropbox.com/s/os7a1ej76qpwix0/IMG_0237.JPG?dl=0
 
(Sorry about the poor quality of the picture. If you can't read it, it says, "Just some licking around the butt area, please.")
 
Gman

Gman

Gman

In the house I grew up in from the ages of 6 to 18 I usually bathed** or showered at night. We had a 4 bedroom/2 bath house. The front bathroom was the combined guest and children bathroom. It had 2 compartments. The main compartment where the vanity was and a smaller compartment where the toilet and bathtub were. The bathtub was combined with the shower, but I don't think we ever really used the shower in there much. We especially never used the shower from around the time I was 12 when my parents had the bathroom redecorated and had a fancy bath curtain put up that they didn't want to get water spots on.
 
The other bathroom was en suite in my parents' bedroom. It had a shower stall. So considering that until I was 12 or 13 there were 5 people in the house who had to get ready in the morning-Mom and Dad for work, my brother, sister, and I for school-it was natural for me (and most likely my two siblings although it being 45 or more years ago, I can't remember for sure) to take my shower at night. Mom and Dad probably took theirs in the morning.
 
By the time I was 18 I was the only "child" still at home. We had moved to a new house with 2-1/2 bathrooms. My bathroom was still the guest bathroom. But by then I had started usually taking morning showers. For one reason, back when I had hair, it was easier to "style" when it had been freshly washed rather than after having been slept on all night.
 
In defense of evening showers-I will say there is nothing like having just showered in the evening before bedtime and slipping into a bed made up with freshly laundered sheets.
 
**My recollection of my 1st shower is taking it with my sister who is 5 years older than I am. She stood in front of me because my parents weren't sure how I was going to take having the shower spray on me. I think this is the only memory I have of ever bathing/showering with either of my siblings-I have a brother about 7 years older than I am. Don't ask me why my parents picked my sister rather than my brother for my 1st shower experience except she is much easier to get along with (both then and now:p).
 
Gman

...***struggling even harder to contain bitchiness***...
 
must make good impression must make good impression must make good impression

I never liked being naked in a group when I was in school because I was fat. I didn't even like to wear shorts because my thighs were so chubby. Same thing thru most of my adulthood. But due to my solitary nature, the matter never came up very frequently.
 
I got over this a bit when I started hiring escorts and occasionally went to the bathhouse. But I don't go to the bathhouse very often. And I'd never go to a nude beach. Or if I did, I'd never strip.
 
Gman

I never liked being naked in a group when I was in school because I was fat. I didn't even like to wear shorts because my thighs were so chubby. Same thing thru most of my adulthood. But due to my solitary nature, the matter never came up very frequently.
 
I got over this a bit when I started hiring escorts and occasionally went to the bathhouse. But I don't go to the bathhouse very often. And I'd never go to a nude beach. Or if I did, I'd never strip.
 
Gman

a post over in this thread.....:
 
https://m4m-forum.org/threads/a-short-joke-for-9-8-18.141621/#post-1601831
 
.....caused me to look up the Indian Hills Community Center in Colorado.....the puns keep coming!....scroll down...and down....and down.....
 
https://mymodernmet.com/funny-puns-signs-indian-hills-community-center/
 

Shoes and socks.

I wonder about his ability at self-description. Most of what he says seems fairly accurate according to his pictures. But I question his use of the word "muscular." I'm willing to give him "athletic."
 
Gman

I love to eat (as evidenced by my waistline:(). But I don't love any food enough to tattoo myself with the logo or trademark.
 
Gman

All these guys are drop dead gorgeous, have great body's yet aren't into very much. None list anal or oral as areas of interest. Only the last two are willing to kiss. As far as I'm concerned they are great to look at but I certainly wouldn't consider hiring any of them.

I love to eat (as evidenced by my waistline:(). But I don't love any food enough to tattoo myself with the logo or trademark.
 
Gman

You can do that. But if you know this beforehand, it saves a lot of time and prevents what could become a bad scene if the escort protests the dismissal.
 

 

 
I'm glad you asked the question, @Epigonos. The answer is C'EST MOI!!
 
 
 
 
 

 
Or for a bit more modern interpretation
 
(This guy has an incredible voice. You should listen to it. And he ain't hard on the eyes neither. He was listed in People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive List in 2008:rolleyes:)
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBN_nlXbIIc
 
Gman

You can do that. But if you know this beforehand, it saves a lot of time and prevents what could become a bad scene if the escort protests the dismissal.
 

 

 
I'm glad you asked the question, @Epigonos. The answer is C'EST MOI!!
 
 
 
 
 

 
Or for a bit more modern interpretation
 
(This guy has an incredible voice. You should listen to it. And he ain't hard on the eyes neither. He was listed in People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive List in 2008:rolleyes:)
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBN_nlXbIIc
 
Gman

I'll have to respectfully disagree. This hobby is expensive. We, as clients, should be able to ask as many questions as we need, within reason, to verify that the escort in question's pictures are accurate. As for a three finger selfie, I never asked for it. I always asked the escort to hold up something dated-like a newspaper or even a piece of paper with the correct date written in. That's going to be a lot harder to fake than a 3 -finger selfie.
 
Gman

I'll have to respectfully disagree. This hobby is expensive. We, as clients, should be able to ask as many questions as we need, within reason, to verify that the escort in question's pictures are accurate. As for a three finger selfie, I never asked for it. I always asked the escort to hold up something dated-like a newspaper or even a piece of paper with the correct date written in. That's going to be a lot harder to fake than a 3 -finger selfie.
 
Gman

I feel obliged to point out that "Cain Marko" is the real name of The Juggernaut in Marvel Comics. He's Professor X's stepbrother.
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggernaut_%28comics%29

Did you ask him why his profile includes kissing ?...…(although the likely answer is either too lazy or too stupid to tailor / customize a personal list of "into's"...….or when he was filling out his advert form he was in a hurry & running late to an (ugly) tattoo appointment)

and I've been seeing several "Native American"s in RM ads lately......I suppose most of us are, technically, natives of the North American continent, but............